20 Funny Parents on Twitter Who Had Me At “Hello!”

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I wasn’t given the gift of humor, but I do love to laugh. I’m a true believer of laughter being a great medicine to many ailments, including the conditions of parenthood.

funny parents on Twitter

Everyone has a love for different social networks. Mine is Twitter, because I’m a skimmer when it comes to reading and I love the convenience of a punch line happening in 140 characters. It’s the best place to find parents who talk about truth in the most witty, comical ways possible.

20 Funny Tweeps with Clever Profiles

Twitter bios are the opening statements of a Twitter account. It’s the spot where you basically greet your followers and onlookers with your special way of saying, “hello” while you give them a brief description of yourself.

Here are 20 tweeps who often make me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts (and sometimes make me pee a little too). However, my secret relationship with their accounts started after I read their clever bios and had me at “hello!”

1. Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart

Twitter Bio: Took away TV privileges from my daughter as punishment so now both our afternoons are ruined. | Freelance writer. Parenting humor. In books. Writes YA.

2. Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife

Twitter Bio: Rolling my eyes so hard I’m looking out my own ass.

3. Simon Holland @simoncholland

Twitter Bio: If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they’d leave that one on too.

4. Rebecca Hanover @rebeccahanover

Twitter Bio: Writer and sandwich lover. I won an Emmy in 2008. Two small children now wipe their hands on it.

5. Jen Good @buriedwithkids

Twitter Bio: I had sex three times in one night and got triplets.

6. Court @Discourt

Twitter Bio: I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can’t hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!!

7. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22

Twitter Bio:I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. In my spare time I teach first grade.

8. KeeperOfTheFruitLoop @FruitLoopKeeper

Twitter Bio: I am the Keeper of the Fruit Loops, Manager of the Fecal Roster and Driver of the People Mover. In other words, I’m a mom.

9. Nicole Leigh Shaw @NicoleLeighShaw

Twitter Bio: All of my kids are still breathing. Award, please. Freelance Humorist | Full-time Human | Feckless Hooligan

10. keith @tchrquotes

Twitter Bio: Nobody in this meeting knows I have a McChicken in my pocket.

11. Zack @Mr_Kapowski

Twitter Bio: The position of Mrs Kapowski has been filled.

12. Wendy S. @maughammom

Twitter Bio: Minivan mom. Probably an unwitting accomplice to my kids’ plans for world domination. I never turn down dessert.

13. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod

Twitter Bio: And in the end, it was I who had helped the hamburger.

14. Funny Story Actually @FabLife4

Twitter Bio: All my tweets written in pancake form & taste tested before being tweeted. I wield a corkscrew, Kuerig & Kit Kat. Days of Wine&Yoda.

15. RollOverandPlayDad @AndPlayDad

Twitter Bio: I am the father of two sons. An autistic 3yo and a squirmy 1yo. This is my desperate attempt at a distracting hobby. Dads need hobbies.

16. Anna @LifeandKidsBlog

Twitter Bio: I’m here to share my stories, make you laugh and help you feel better about your crazy, messy, fabulous life.

17. SnuggleMummy @NinsMum

Twitter Bio: Frequently unwashed and exhausted mom to 4yo. Love tattoos, celebrity memoirs, and The Golden Girls. Hate Dora.

18. carly kimmel @carlykimmel

Twitter Bio: Related to comedy by marriage only…

19. Pregnant Chicken @pregnantchicken

Twitter Bio: Related to comedy by marriage only…

20. OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy

Twitter Bio: Only funny ’cause it’s true.

And I’ve got to throw in just one more, because she motivated me and has kept a lot of my tears away since 2009. She’s says what most people can only think about and says it all whilst she makes us laugh.

21. TheBloggess @thebloggess

Twitter Bio: I have friends in spite of myself. Wrote Furiously Happy & Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. Sorry about that.

Now, we recommend visiting this page and checking out some of these profiles when you’re down and out. Take deep breaths and laugh yourself silly!

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