How would we ever survive parenthood without a little bit of laughter? Some dads aren’t just great role models, but also know how to make us smile when the tough parenting moments happen.
Did you miss these jokes from these amazing Twitter dads? Take a look:
- The patient dad
- The smart dad
- The realist
- The curious dad
- The willing dad
- The caring dad
- The certain dad
- The truthful dad
- The motivational dad
- The funniest dad
— Kenneth P. McDougall (@cptbananas) July 6, 2017
The worst part of parenthood is being too tired/broke to do fun things.
The best part is having an excuse to get out of doing dumb things.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 31, 2017
When you have children, sometimes you see a glimmer of your personality shine in them, and in that moment you know why your mom drank.
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) July 30, 2017
Buying your kid a water cannon for the pool is a great way to find out just how vicious your sweet little angel can be.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) July 31, 2017
7yo: Daddy, I want to start to eat healthy
Me: Great! I'll start making more vegetables
7yo: Wait…wait, not SO healthy
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 29, 2017
I don't want to tell you how to live your life but don't let your kid be the one with off brand crayons.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 27, 2017
With all the hustle and bustle of getting my 4yo ready for first day of pre-k, I'm 98% certain I shampooed her hair with furniture polish.
— To Be Honest… (@snotnboogers23) July 31, 2017
My son asked what marriage was like so I yelled at him for wetting the bed 11 years ago
— J (@Dis0beyJay) July 24, 2017
I was just awoken by a 2-year-old dropping her stroller on my face if any of you young bucks out there is in a rush to have kids.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 22, 2017
6YO: Daddy can we go swimming?
Me: Awww sweety we can't. You're not supposed to get into the pool for twelve hours after you've eaten.
— The Unfit Father (@TheUnfitFather) July 29, 2017